Hey, here's the song "It's Friggin' Hot" that we've been playing lately because it's hot as balls out.  Out over an open fire.  Ugh. 

Enjoy the crotch rot with someone you love! 

Here's the No Sweat News from Monday, December 14th.

Attention Yankee Haters.  You know who you are. 

How about a fake commercial...

Of course we have to play commercials but don't start thinkin' that all of them are real... here's one for a product called, "ClamClosia".

Time for another minute inside a woman's head... this time she's thinkin' about getting a dog. 

This time around, she's been out in the sun too long.  This "Minute Inside a Woman's Head" actually contains linear thought patterns.  It's a new scientific breakthrough. 

In today's news poem, Marty worries about the Pope's bathroom injury... he thinks out loud about Micha Barton possibly heading off to the looney bin... and he rests after a comment about President Barak Obama being in New Jersey the day before.

Believe it or not... we actually have something in common with the chick in today's episode of "One Minute Inside a Woman's Head"... we'd show up to Michael Jackson's funeral looking for booty too...

Today in Marty's News Poem:  he reflect back on the legacy of Billy Mays, he considers the Bernie Madoff sentance, and celebrates the fairness of the recent Iranian elections.