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Yankee Haters Over Here Please

Thu, 5 Nov 2009 18:12:00 GMT

Attention Yankee Haters. You know who you are.

From the Rat Race, Orange Blow

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:36:00 GMT

How about a fake commercial...

The Rat Race Fake Commercial File

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:33:00 GMT

Of course we have to play commercials but don't start thinkin' that all of them are real... here's one for a product called, "ClamClosia".

A Minute Inside a Woman's Head

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:31:00 GMT

Time for another minute inside a woman's head... this time she's thinkin' about getting a dog.

A Minute Inside a Woman's Head: Sunburn

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:41:00 GMT

This time around, she's been out in the sun too long. This "Minute Inside a Woman's Head" actually contains linear thought patterns. It's a new scientific breakthrough.

Marty's News Poem from July 17th, 2009

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:41:00 GMT

In today's news poem, Marty worries about the Pope's bathroom injury... he thinks out loud about Micha Barton possibly heading off to the looney bin... and he rests after a comment about President Barak Obama being in New Jersey the day before.

Another Minute Inside a Woman's Head

Tue, 7 Jul 2009 13:21:00 GMT

Believe it or not... we actually have something in common with the chick in today's episode of "One Minute Inside a Woman's Head"... we'd show up to Michael Jackson's funeral looking for booty too...

Marty's News Poem from June 30, 2009

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:42:00 GMT

Today in Marty's News Poem: he reflect back on the legacy of Billy Mays, he considers the Bernie Madoff sentance, and celebrates the fairness of the recent Iranian elections.

Michael Jackson Goes to Heaven

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:41:00 GMT

Here's The Morning Rat Race's "artists' interpretation" of what it might sound like if Michael Jackson went to heaven... featuring guest appearances by Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon (both R.I.P)... plus a gay sounding St. Peter.

Another Minute Inside a Woman's Head

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:32:00 GMT

Thoughts fly around her head like a nuclear powered superball... here she is thinking about the upcoming Father's Day holiday...

Marty's News Poem from 6/11/09

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:33:00 GMT

In this "News Poem" Marty swings at the Yankees losing to the Red Sox, he trashes the upcoming Jersey election, and then he roasts the former Miss California.

Another Minute Inside a Woman's Head

Tue, 9 Jun 2009 17:27:00 GMT

Man, it's always interesting when we look under the hood to see what she's thinking. Today, she's been thinking about those loud kids in her neighborhood. Darn kids! Get off her lawn! Grrr.

She's looking forward to Memorial Day, here's what she's thinking...

Tue, 19 May 2009 18:11:00 GMT

Time for another installment of "A Minute Inside a Woman's Head". Get ready fellas, here she comes.

Marty's News Poem from 5/13/09

Wed, 13 May 2009 17:43:00 GMT

Every morning at just before 8, Marty breaks out a news poem. In today's he jabs Sarah Palin with a pencil, smacks Lindsey Lohan across the face, and pushes Donald Trump and Miss Cali into the gutter.

Another Minute Inside a Woman's Head

Tue, 12 May 2009 17:07:00 GMT

A Morning Rat Race fave... A Minute Inside a Woman's Head. She's worried about the tanning salon... Who knew chicks thought this way?

Tranny Manny Ramirez

Fri, 8 May 2009 16:06:00 GMT

So, Manny Ramierez of the Red Sox (now the Dodgers) is the latest a$$hole to get bounced for steriod use. C&M in the AM have sometin' to say about it, and it ain't pretty...

Another funny spoof commercial

Mon, 4 May 2009 14:42:00 GMT

Here's a fun spoof commercial that we created back when all those bank bailouts started...

Carl-n-Marty pledge full cooperation with...

Fri, 1 May 2009 15:00:00 GMT

Hey, here's a little clip from the opening monologue from the show on May 1st. We're just hedging our bets here. If the swine don't actually take over... we're still cool with human beings.

The Fuggy

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:29:00 GMT

Check out one of Carl and Marty's parody spots... this one's for "The Fuggy"... kind of like "The Snuggy", but with a different purpose.

A Minute Inside a Woman's Head

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:41:00 GMT

Here's one of our favorite bits from the Morning Rat Race... One Minute Inside a Woman's Head. Here's what she's thinking about the swine flu...

April Fools 8

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 18:31:00 GMT

More audio from Carl and Marty's April Fools Day joke. Here are some of the reaction phone calls.

April Fools 7

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 18:29:00 GMT

More audio from Carl and Marty's April Fools Day joke

April Fools 6

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 18:27:00 GMT

More audio from Carl and Marty's April Fools Day joke

April Fools 5

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 18:24:00 GMT

More Audio from Carl and Marty's April Fools Day joke

April Fools 4

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 18:23:00 GMT

More audio from Carl and Marty's April Fools Day Joke

April Fools 3

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 18:22:00 GMT

More audio from Carl and Marty's April Fools Day joke.

April Fools 2

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 18:20:00 GMT

Here's audio from Carl and Marty's April Fools Day joke.

April Fools 1

Thu, 2 Apr 2009 18:17:00 GMT

Audio from Carl and Marty's April Fools Day joke. Clip1.

News Poem 5 20 08

Tue, 20 May 2008 13:43:00 GMT

On today's News Poem Marty swills warm gin with a brokenhearted Jessica Simpson, he pokes his stick in a barrel of crude oil, and finally the primary voting continues... and continues... and continues...

News Poem 5 19 08

Mon, 19 May 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Today Marty stumbles through (dang, it was a Monday!) three verses... the first discusses Britney Spears' chuck in the trunk, the second verse takes a quick look at the American economy, and the third swings a 9 Iron directly at that dope in the White House.

News Poem from Tuesday the 14th of May

Wed, 14 May 2008 17:57:00 GMT

In today's episode Marty throws baseballs at Barry Bonds' head... he's psyched about the NJ budget keepin' our parks open.. and he's got something to say about Hillary, Barak, and John Mcain.

News Poem from 5.14.08

Wed, 14 May 2008 17:48:00 GMT

Here's a News Poem from May 14th. Marty's got mother nature in his sights: at least this past weekend's storm... then he fires away at the NJ budget... and finally it's time to swing at the chaos on the set of the new James Bond flick...

News Poem from 5.9.08

Fri, 9 May 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Marty's in great form today! Check him out as he trashes Bush's plan to save the housing slump, why the FBI should keep off Tommy Chong's back, and Bush's daughter's wedding night plans. (Handled with care by Carl after Marty delivers his audio equivilent of a Dirty Sanchez.)

News Poem from 5.8.08

Thu, 8 May 2008 19:09:00 GMT

Here's the News Poem from May 8th. Marty's pen is movin' all over Hillary Clinton and her dwindling chances, the Olympic torch made it up a really big mountain, and good 'old Amy Winehouse has a drug problem, have you heard?

News Poem from 5.7.08

Thu, 8 May 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Marty's either voting for Democrats or voting for what he's drinkin', he's got a few lines about that pregnant cop, and wraps up today's News Poem with that "who to save list" that the US Government created for hospitals for use during our next big catastrophe.

News Poem from 5.6.08

Thu, 8 May 2008 18:55:00 GMT

Here's the News Poem from May 6th. Marty sling mud at The Gay Governor and his wife (?), Voting in backwater backwards America, and what the Prez thinks about student loans.

News Poem from 5.1.08

Thu, 1 May 2008 18:27:00 GMT

Here's the News Poem from May 1st... Carl Craft loves the third stanza. You can tell... just listen...

New Poem From 4.24.08

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:36:00 GMT

Marty takes a swing at whatever's causing this shitty recession, points out facts about the most recent celebrity breakup, and Toyota overtakes American-made cars... uh oh.

New Poem From 4.16.08

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:23:00 GMT

Marty shags Wesley Snipes' tax issues, the passing of local school budgets, and the ending of the sometimes brutal NBA season!

News Poem from 4.11.08

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:53:00 GMT

Yo, here's Marty's News Poem from Friday, April 11th. First he takes a shot at McCain, Hillary and The Future Brother President, then American Airlines are in his sights, and finally Lindsay Lohan is going to be naked on film. WooHoo!

News Poem from 1.18.08

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Ugh, we were really hungover on the 18th. Don't hold us responsible for any of this stuff... dang!

News Poem from 1.11.08

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:52:00 GMT

Ready or not, here Marty comes... another News Poem. Now with 10% more filth for your listening pleasure. The boys trash Republicans running for President, some New York sports teams, and Pam Anderson's rear end. All that and fart noises? Count me in!

News Poem 1.10.08

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Here it is! Sheer genius from Carl and Marty! It's the "News Poem" from January 10th! President Bush makes another appearance, along with the Knicks who were sucking the night before, and some other thing that I can't remember right now. Have a listen.

News Poem from 1.9.08

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:03:00 GMT

This News Poem sucks. I mean it sucks. Don't listen to it, DON'T! In fact STOP READING THIS NOW! Sheesh. We warned you. If you listen to it... damn, it's you fault, not ours.

New Poem from 1/8/08

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:45:00 GMT

New Poem from 1/7/08

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:45:00 GMT

Here's the News Poem from a week ago. January 7th. (To hear today's tune in to the Morning Rat Race!) First day back from vacation... tomorrow's podcast will be much better, we assure you.

News Poem from 5.16.07

Wed, 16 May 2007 17:37:00 GMT

Hey... it's Carl Craft writing from my desk. Sometimes Marty hits me with a line in a new poem that really gets me laughing. The ParisHiltion line is great.

News Poem from Monday, May 14, 2007

Tue, 15 May 2007 12:50:00 GMT

In today's News Poem Marty jabs at Eddie Murphy, the New Jersey Legislature, and the Sopranos as they head for their finale!

News Poem from Friday, March 30, 2007

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 17:12:00 GMT

Hey, here's a News Poem from 3.30.07 The boys seem to be particularly playful today... adding onto yesterday's 'genius' improv. Marty trashes K-Fed, that tramp Paris, and DubYa's bullshit war agenda.

News Poem from Wednesday, March 29, 2007

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:38:00 GMT

News Poem from Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:12:00 GMT

News Poem from Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:42:00 GMT

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News Poem 3/13/07

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:02:00 GMT

Marty tears the New Jersey state budget a new a$$hole, then slings mud at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame... and wraps up by rapping The Prez.

News Poem

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Hear Marty dis Government Programs, New Jersey Property Tax, Free Hookers, and more. Listen to 95.9 The wRAT weekday mornings at 8am for the latest News Poem.

News Poem

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Hear Marty's take on the State of the union, Hillary for president, and more. Listen to 95.9 The wRAT weekday mornings at 8am for the latest News Poem.

News Poem

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Hear Marty's take on the Election, Paul McCartney, and wordrobe malfunctions. Listen to 95.9 The wRAT weekday mornings at 8am for the latest News Poem.

News Poem

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Hear Marty take on Football, Paula Abdul, Miss USA and much more. Listen to 95.9 The wRAT weekday mornings at 8am for the latest News Poem.

News Poem

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Hear Marty roast Beyonce and the Golden Globes, Smelly Giants, and New Jersey Coruption. You can hear the News Poem weekday mornings at 8am on 95.9 The wRAT!

News Poem

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Hear Marty rip Naomi Campbell a new one, zing the presidential candidates, and shed a tear for Britney Spears. You can hear the News Poem weekday mornings at 8am on 95.9 The wRAT!

News Poem

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Hear Marty dis Washington, the Golden Globes, and Miss New Jersey! You can hear the News Poem weekday mornings at 8am on 95.9 The wRAT!

News Poem

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Hear Marty Grill the Giants, Condoleezza Rice, and many more!